A lovely lass did catch some bass, and a golden mullet
To grant her wish, and cook the fish
Sooner or later, I'll need to find a tater

Looking high, I don't know why
Where they're found would be the ground

Now the last thing we need is green onion

onion onion onion onion onion

First fish done, that was fun, but now it's time to move on!

Next time on Swings Aphi, we get some bass

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"Golden Mullet Chowder"
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1 Golden Mullet

1 Tater

1 Green onion

1 Large bottle of milk

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Nigel Stone, No Nigel Bag

Getting a new stone is pretty nice
 but no one really will see it, it's in your hand the whole time
(OR YOUR OUT-DATED BAG)

I can only imagine (and draw) the praise I'd get from getting a new bag

but sometimes you have to face reality, where you get no new bag

I can only hope the person who did this to me knows my sorrows

(Dwarf played by Gurdstan)
(Gurdstan)

Dark Swings

I have taken over this sad excuse for a blog

I am superior in every way to everything ever

I just don't have the time to explain it to you

This gif, easily loops 300% better than any of the others, did you see how choppy the 'hobbit girl' gif was!?

I AM A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSON, I AM NOT JUST SWINGS WITH DARK COLORED HAIR AND CLOTHING, WOULD I LIE TO YOU? NO, ONLY SWINGS WOULD, BUT I AM DARK SWINGS

She had her chance and she hasn't posted in two forevers

-The Festival-

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I decided to get in touch with nature for the festival

now I am the pig

Before you can become the pig, you must take a journey

and this is the tale of that journey

Gathering mushrooms was easy, all until I turned the wrong corner

and was face-to-face with the largest hobbit I've ever seen

He grabbed my munchrooms, pushed me over and ran away on his tiny-large hobbit legs

It was a lot of hard work, but we all can make it

Pig.

This week has been the tops

I spent most of my time with an amazing hobbit and some human fellow

 

The hobbit girl (Rivelsa;ksjdlasd) was very energetic for her size!

The week started with me getting schooled by her

(we are both in this picture)

 

The human (???) was a bit cocky, but I showed him a few zaps and he quickly hid

Nothing could have made this week any better, except the swimming and exploring we all did

Welp, this is my first blog post. This blog is going to be used for documenting my adventures in LOTRO, with my friends or more likely just by myself.
  

Today, it's raining, but that will not stop my cosmetic search

I'll be a pretty elf one day!